Big Tuna... Why do you follow me in my dreams.

I was watching the t.v. in between rounds of darts this evening and I noticed that the big tuna is going to joining the 'Fins. This man has caused me a lack of sleep that can only be described as a non trivial amount of time. He has coached the Giants (during the time of my life where I spent my days scribbling wide right a la Ray Finkle ), The Jets, the Pats and the Cowboys. The only team he hasn't climbed into bed with in the AFC East is my beloved Bills. I'm ok with this because you can hurt me once and I'll be O.K. with it, but more than that and you're only going to get a cold shoulder. He's in the bum category more than once. I had to hear it from Len Pasquarelli. On a side note, Len "If you steal a little boys sunshine one more time you won't be on espn anymore, you'll end up sitting down at the kitchen table and explaining to Chris Hansen that you're innocent and that you just came over to talk...nothing more" Pasquarelli. Please. For the love of god. Get a haircut that doesn't make you look like a pedophile. It was hard enough watching Burt hang up the phone on the Colonel. I see a future commercial where Stuart Scott hangs up the phone on Len and Steven A. Smith shouts "I am Steven A. Smith and quite frankly I am ashamed of you" Of course you wouldn't be able to hear Steven Smith because he will be stuffing his face with Cheese Doodles.

The Bills

I was perusing espn.com this morning in an attempt to read about the Bills victory over the Fins. I knew the victory was a blowout, but who reading about the blowout win by your team over another team no matter how helpless is like using a swedish cock pump. Winless Dolphins make Bills look like juggernaut
A few bullet points for you espn

• The correct phrase would be like a juggernaut.
  
• Don't go down on a team that is in the playoff hunt for the first time in....well I can't remember the last time and I don't feel like looking it up.
  
• The Bills are 7-6 and have a quarterback (Trent Edwards) that can win. He's not Tom Brady, but he has what most fathers want their daughters to marry someone with.... a future.
  
• They have two running backs (Marshawn Lynch and Fred Jackson) who have proven themselves multiple times that they can produce. Sure they didn't blow out the Pats for 125 yards on the ground, but Lynch didn't start.
  
• They have a Defense that has come together after the loss of several starters.
  

Shut up espn