The Dolphins are a professional football team? Surely you jest!

I have dreamed a dream, and now that dream is gone from me.

Around mid-season, I realized we were in the middle of something amazing. The Patriots could go 16-0 (ugh) and the Dolphins could go 0-16 (yay!). As a Bills fan, I hate every other team in the AFC East, but I hate the Dolphins the most. Squish the Fish isn't a saying, it's a way of life. So the prospects of them going 0-16 and another team going undefeated and getting rid of that god-awful champagne toast...well, I was excited about the idea. Even if it meant having to endure even more Patriots loving, I was willing to endure it. Why? The pain and suffering I knew the Dolphins fans would have to deal with.

But thanks to those stupid fucks the Ravens, that dream is gone from me. Gone forever.