Do you think that if Baron Davis shaved his beard his production would go down because opposing players would be less intimidated ?

I was watching a Rockets game and I saw someone I haven't seen in a while on the court. Mutumbo. My buddy commented that he's gotta be like 50, to which I replied something to the effect that its actually more like 70 years old because he's gotta deal with strife, famine and AIDS. Just like Kurt Warner is actually younger in spirit than he legally is because he's been a bible thumper for all those years and never had booze or drugs to age him so the fact that he's in his mid 30's and playing football is no miracle. Its science