Saturday, March 8, 2008

Wocka Wocka Wocka Wocka....BBBLLLLIIIIINNNNNGGGG

So apparently teams in the NFL are hell bent on showing us that in their eyes if you can cover a solid number one WR then you'll always have a place on an NFL team.

According to NFL sources, there are upwards of SEVEN NFL franchises that are in some level of pursuit for scandalous and OG gangstarific Tennessee CB, Adam "Pacman" Jones.  Seven franchises?  Like more than zero?

The fact that teams are still interested in a guy who has been in contact with various local police departments more than Ted Bundy post-prison break is disturbing to say the least.  Especially given the fact that it wasnt until the season before this past that he was thought to be worth anything.  With a name like Pacman you expect a guy to receive his fair share of hype coming out of college but for the early part of his career he was more "Dig Dug" than Pacman.  But still after a fairly effective 2006 season and numerous scrapes with the law we are to believe Pac has changed.

Pac got love fo da game now.
Pac knows he shouldnt have made it rain in a strip club...
Pac dont keep his dollas in trash bags no mo'

Pac needs to get a life, a new occupation and multiple slaps in the head.  Of course the only thing he will actually get is a multimillion dollar contract in Oakland or Dallas and a spot next to Rae Carruth, Tank Johnson, Leonard Little and Ray Lewis in the NFL scumbag Hall of Fame.  Congrats Pac....here's youre orange jumpsuit...

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