Thursday, April 24, 2008

Denizens of Dallas feverishly working on ark, dams

Yes, that's right folks! Adam 'Pacman' Jones, aka The Rainmaker has been traded from the Titans to the Dallas Cowboys. Of course Pacman hasn't even been reinstated by the NFL yet, so the Cowboys may have just traded for a guy who won't even play next year. Normally I'd give a slow, sarcastic clap for such a brilliant trade, but I remembered they also traded for the rights to Drew Henson and we all know how well that worked out.

Regardless, Pacman Jones is a game-changing talent, both as a corner and a punt returner. If he does in fact return this season and is in game shape, his addition will most likely turn Big D into the odds-on favorite to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl, mainly due to the losses the Giants have sustained.

The interesting part will be when Pacman goes to get his game checks. While the front office encourages direct deposit, my guess is Pacman will want it in singles stuffed in a Hefty bag.

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