Places Brett Farve Won't be this year

1) San Francisco
2) Denver

These first two really don't matter because they were just going to be Aaron Rodgers games anyways because Brett really shouldn't play more than the first quarter of both games. We all know that these games are really for the next Matt Hasselbeck to gain a spot on the roster as the 3rd string QB.


3)Detroit
4)Tampa Bay
5)Seattle
6)Tennessee
7)Minnesota
8)New Orleans
9)Jacksonville
10)Chicago

At least now when 83 reads stats to me, they won't be as impressive because they will be from Aaron "I'm such an arrogant asshat that I have two a's in my name" Rodgers.
Bears
Welcome to life with quarterback uncertainty. I know you haven't felt in a while. Its like a recently divorced man in his 30's going out the bars as a single man for the first time since he was 26 and he met that random whore that ended up giving him two children, a bad back and a bad case of the "I want the last 8 years of my life back" This isn't a Berenstein book for the entire family. Its hungover and miserable. It often doesn't shave for days at a time. It features numerous trips to clubs of ill repute. Then whenever your friends take pity on you, they preface any time out with little lectures like this one



So Packers fans. Buck up and be a man, because this year, this year you might cry. Not in happiness, not in sadness, but in frustration. But don't worry, this Bills fan has plenty of tips on how to occupy this idle weekends in Jan. where your team should be in the playoffs but instead you get to mope around the house, looking for meaning.

Good luck