8 Shots? Sounds like a nice Saturday Night!

  After Saturday's 3rd round at the 2008 Buick Invitational, Tiger Woods - surprise, surprise - sits at the top of the leader board at 18-under par.  That means that one out of every three holes has been birdied by Woods in his first 54 holes.  This is astounding.  I've golfed probably 3000 holes in my life, 6 of which were birdies.  6.  Not even 60.  Fucking 6.  I dont know whether to worship the ground El Tigre walks on or to never touch a golf club again...

Dating back to last year's Bridgestone Invitational Tiger has finished in the following places first, first, second, first, first and now, with an eight shot lead and a completely demoralized field, he is poised to win AGAIN.  Tiger is like the Bishop from Caddyshack...except its not raining, there is no divine strikes from the sky and oh yeah he does it EVERYTIME HE GOLFS.  Who would have thought that the single most intimidating athlete in the world would one day be an african-asian-caucasian American Golfer?  Earl Woods...thats who.