The old guard vs. the new guard

I never thought that I would refer to Tom Brady as the Old Guard along with Brett Farve, but I think its justified. Both have very attractive wives/girlfriends. Brett's wife still looks banging after the boob cancer. According to a well placed source in green bay, Mrs. Farve sometimes will leave the house looking less than perfect, but lets be honest.... I work at a grocery store and there are way more people who will never be attractive no matter what they do, so if someone wants to have a down day... so be it.

Not bad right ?

Tom Brady managed to hook it up with not one but two vagainas worth looking at with an intensity seen only by your computer screen when you decide to rub one out.


Bridget Moynahan managed to have a uterus made of steel, because any other womans uterus couldn't hold his sperm. At least thats what Bill Simmons believes.

The second girl is Gisele Bundchen, or the one of the worlds richest and hottest supermodels.




Fuck man.... the old guard has attractive women by their sides.

Lets take a look at the new guard. By this I mean Philip and Elisha. The #1 and #4 draft picks that ended up switching. This might of also helped out the 'bolts a bit when they picked up Shawn and Nate in the subsequent drafts.

Using Wikepedia as a source, Elisha Manning... not gay. Who knew. Apparently he's been dating this broad for a couple of years. She's really not doing anything for his self confidence, because look at the kid. They look like they are still juniors at the fraternity date party.







But good for you Eli, because before this blog post, I was sure that you were gay.

Now onto people who probably surf the internet in womens underwear. Phillip Rivers. This jackass is married with three kids. Who knew. I sure didn't.

I can't find a picture of this biddy on the internets..... so I'm not going to make fun of her.

Things that I think will happen on this given Sunday

1)Eli will have boogers frozen to his lips and his mom will come out during halftime to wipe them away... all on t.v.
2)Al Harris will just destroy any hope that Plaxico has of being the superstar he should be but won't be because he's what my 3rd grade teacher called me "Talented but lazy"
3)Shawne Merriman will collect a bounty from Big Daddy Drew for Tom Brady's knees
4)L.T. will gain no more than 75 yards agains the pats. Lightning will be stopped by the stiffness of colonial america

5)I will spend the day enjoying my couch, my remote, and occasionally getting up to have explosive shits....