Mirapex

Tom Brady is on Mirapex. How do I know this.

1)He has restless leg syndrome. This is one way he could of injured his foot causing him to wear the boot. Every woke up in a hold sweat and kicked your wall? Every strained your foot trying to get it untangled from the sheets that are in one big knot because you've got the jimmy leg ?

You have restless leg syndrome.

2)I'm going to quote the website here

"There have been reports of patients taking certain medications to treat Parkinson's disease or RLS, including MIRAPEX, that have reported problems with gambling, compulsive eating, and increased sex drive. It is not possible to reliably estimate how often these behaviors occur to determine which factors may contribute to them. If you or your family members notice that you are developing unusual behaviors, talk to your doctor."

Sex drive. What would cause you to date two supermodels. An increased sex drive thats what. Dump the baby moma for some more sex cause she's on the whole can't get it on for 6 weeks cause I just slid an 8 pound human out my crotch. If you were a normal person not on mirapex, you could wait it out. But not someone with an increased sex drive and someone who likes to take chances.... or gamble for that matter

Onto the gambling. He's taken some chances. Every time young Thomas steps out onto the field he is risking getting the shit kicked outta him and most of his knee removed by force. Plus Osi likes to shit on people so there's that chance too. Thats a huge risk cause Osi has to eat something like 5-6000 calories a day. Its probably like cleaning up after a St. Bernard with a shitzu pooper scooper.


3)He is developing unusual behavior. He's from Boston and he's modest. Thats fucking really unusual. You ever met a quiet Boston Fan ? You might of but they are blocked out by the thousands of loud ones.



this theory of course is complete bullshit and consists of me watching t.v. mid day, seeing the ad on t.v. and then having to take a monster dump. Taking a monster dump when you aren't prepared with reading material can cause you to think. Alot. Plus I was well rested as I had nothing better to do than watch t.v. at 1pm.