Bye bye bye and that ain't no lie

I think the big tuna has made a call to Dwight Schrute to buy a ream of pink paper from Dunder Mifflin. He could of gone local, but Dwight provides incredible customer service, unlike some people in the 'Fins organization. He handed out his first one today when General Manager Randy Mueller as given a pink slip. Also included was the college scouting director and the assistant director of player personal. I do believe that there is another one with Cam's name on it, but Big Tuna is going to wait a while and see what happens. Either that or they haven't had the "meeting to discuss the future of the Dolphins and both parties mutually agreed to part ways...it was for the best" sit down that usually happens around mid Feb.

Marv Levey has left the Bills organization. This does not bode well for my drinking problems. Marv has what I like to call a brain. He uses it. Quite often in fact. Fred Smerlas said he was the smartest coach he's ever played for. I am of course paraphrasing this as I read Fred's biography in 5th grade for a book report (My diorama was a bunch of G.I. Joes in a shoe box depicting a sack by Fred of some random quarterback. I received a B+ for my efforts if I do recall) I digress. Marv, you will be missed. You have what Mr. Madden would call a "brain built for football". I don't know who the Bills will bring to the table (maybe someone from the Packers... they seem to know what they are doing). I hope that Ralph opens up his wallet and hires some talent in the office to obtain talent on the field. Unlike that cluster fuck that was Mike Mularky.

Don't forget that its socially acceptable to still be drunk at 1pm tomorrow when you turn on the t.v. for the Sabers v. Penguins game at the Ralph. 70,000 people can't be sober in this kinda weather and neither should you. So drink till 5 am if you have to so you can get 4 hours of the drunkest sleep you've ever had and sit on the couch drinking water from that glass you stole at the bar and eating crackers until the 4th rumble in the jungle solves itself in your stomach.