The Mitchell Report came out yesterday, and left everyone going "...and!?"
It confirmed what we all know: A bunch of really sucky guys took steroids, and some famous guys took steroids. It also confirmed my sneaking suspicion that Mo Vaughn's power stroke was, in fact, from steroids and not fried foods like he had originally claimed. This also explains why despite putting on sixty pounds in college, I still suck at baseball.
The one noticeable omission was one Barry Lamar Bonds. Maybe Mitchell figured it was painfully obvious and left it off to keep the report to a more manageable number of pages. Otherwise it would just be impossible to print out without having to re-load the printer.
I'm going to avoid watching ESPN for the next few days though and I suggest you do the same. No need to watch the World Wide Leader in Sports trot out Steve Phillips, Buster Olney, John Kruk, Peter Gammons, and Tim Kurkjian over and over again.
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