Fantasy Fuck-fest redux!

Well, once again Tom Brady managed to suck it up. While gunning for the NFL touchdown record he forced a pass to Randy Moss that got picked off. Not only did that take away two touchdowns for my team, it also gave Brady a INT, which lowered his points. Argh! Idiot!

Thankfully the team I was going against was even worse, so I won in spite of Tom and his lackadaisical performance. However it's not over yet. Nope, our league's championship game is actually next week. Why? Because Buck doesn't know dick about fantasy football, that's why! Here's the evidence against him:

• Didn't do as well as me: Pretty damning by itself, but allow me to continue
• Bad scoring: Defensive players averaging over 25 points a game. 'Nuff said.
• 17-week season: Hello, Buck? Every league known to man ended this weekend. Except ours.
• Locking all lineups when the first game is played for the week: Not really bad when you first hear it, but then when you think about game-time decisions on late games or Monday night, Thursday games locking lineups that could change based on Fridays practice, and waiver pickups not coming through until Thursday...well, you have me angry.

Ah well, I'm going to win the league anyway. And no, I will not be the commissioner next year, everyone will cry conspiracy when I beat them again.