What the hell Randy, we've tolerated you and the other coloreds on this team for the entire season. But if this is the kind of performance we can expect to get in the future, consider yourself cut! Just like that bum Reche Caldwell. Remember him? Me neither! That season doesn't count anyway, just like the 2002 season.
We don't need you and your pass-dropping habits. We can win with Brady and Whel-kah until the end of time! At least we know what to expect for Whel-kah! Run three yards, and then fall down at the feet of the nearest defender. We all know the truth, that Wel-kah helped you set all those records. So don't forget--
RUN YOU BASTARD! YAAHHHH!
Wait, what was I saying? Oh, right! You're awesome! Magnificent! And dare I say, beautiful! Don't let anyone tell you different!
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