I wonder if someday Andy Pettitte will walk into a jail visiting room and see Rodger Clemens on the other side of the wi

Scene: Its a poorly lit jail house visiting room. One one side of the glass is Rodger Clemens. He has two days worth of growth on his face. His eyes are bloodshot from lack of sleep and his hair looks fine... as if he hasn't worn a baseball hat in years. Andy Pettitte walks in and sits down on the other side of the glass and picks up the phone.

Andy: Rodger tell me what happened

Rodger: She looked so young. She said she was 18. I didn't know.

Rodger puts his hand on the glass and looks emotionally pained.

Rodger: Are you my friend Andy ? Are you my friend ?

Andy just looks at Rodger and hangs up the phone and walks away. All you can see is Rodger screaming into the phone "Are you my friend Andy ?" but you can't hear it through the glass.

Exit scene

You'll never guess what just happened

Take a drink of water. Relax. Deep breaths. OK. Are you ready? Are you really ready? Because you're gonna need some time to digest this one: A Cincinnati Bengal is in trouble with the law again.

Linebacker Ahmad Brooks is accused of punching a woman in the face last month. Destiny Rosich (hmm, wonder how she pays the bills) said Brooks got into a loud disagreement with one of her neighbors in nearby Florence, KY on April
9th. When she tried to intervene, Brooks punched her in the left eye, temporarily knocking her unconscious.

Brooks missed most of last season with torn groin muscles. The Bengals took him in the 2006 supplemental draft, shortly before linebacker Odell Thurman began serving an NFL suspension that would last for two seasons. Brooks played three seasons at Virginia before being kicked off the team. Why did he get kicked off the team? Excellent question! Apparently he was involved in several off-field incidents. Go figure!

Former Sabers....Where are they now

On vacation.
1) Chris Drury
2)Brian Campbell

Not on vacation

1)Daniel Briere
2)Martin Biron

Jay Cutler has diabeetus